Football is the most popular sport in the world.
It's played in every corner of the globe and provides employment for millions of people.
The sheer volume of professional players is immense and with that volume comes some absolutely hilarious names.
Ex-Germany striker Stefan Kuntz was one of the most famous instances of having a rather unfortunate name - when spoken in English at least.
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We've scoured through the comments and picked out the funniest and don't worry, they are all real.
FOOTBALLERS WITH HILARIOUS NAMES
Kevin Lasagna - Udinese
Climax Lawrence - FC Bardez
Danny Invincible - Retired
Argel Fucks - Retired
Fabian Assman - Independiente
Franklin Daddys Boy Nyentue - Rosenborg (yes, this is real, you view his player profile HERE)
Can Tuna - LL Hannover
Danger Fourpence - Kiglon Bird FC
Norman Conquest - Retired
Bonke Innocent - Malmo
Jizz Hornkamp - Den Bosch
Creedence Clearwater Couto - Santa Cruz
Nortei Nortey - Chorley FC
Marx Lenin - Flamengo (his parents must have been huge fans of the Russian Revolution)
Lorenzo Dickmann - Chievo Verona
Ralf Minge - Retired
Gianluca Cum - Udinese
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb - Wrexham
Phil Younghusband - Retired
Butholezwe Ncube - AmaZulu FC
Efmamjjasond Gonzalez - San Lorenzo (no, we didn't fall asleep on the keyboard)
So, so good.
But there is simply no better name in the history of football than Daddys Boy Nyentue.
Imagine Martin Tyler screaming 'Daddy Boy Nyentueeeeeeeeeeee!!!!' on a Super Sunday as the Norwegian striker wheels away in celebration.
We need a Premier League club to snap up the 19-year-old as soon as possible, just for the comedic value.News Now - Sport News